Wednesday, July 9, 2014

LIFE BEFORE NETFLIX

Before Netflix...


I thought that the Clintons were the most power-hungry couple in politics.
I assumed my Family Ties watching days were over.
I had no idea that orange jumpsuits could be so entertaining.
I didn't know what a Cumberbatch was...or why I'd want to lick him.
I never knew that the kid from Third Rock ended up becoming a brilliant actor.
I had $11.99 more a month in my bank account.
I had no clue that James Van Der Beek didn't drown in Dawson's Creek.
My family watched TV in the same room.
I didn't realize you could tattoo a map of a prison on your body to aid in an escape plan.
I slept.




 God bless you, Netflix.