Whew.
Fan Club, March was a doozie.
For those of you don't know, I lost my mom to a very brief, and unexpected bout with cancer on March 15. It's amazing how your world can completely change direction in 3.5 weeks time, but that's exactly what mine did. It drastically changed course and started heading down a path I didn't like. It was a road that didn't include my dear friend for evening phone calls to rehash the events of my day. It didn't allow me couch-time with my personal adviser for those much-needed parenting tips. And it made no room for my biggest editorial cheerleader to root me on through the most exciting experience of my life. It was a path I knew I'd head down one day...but I wasn't ready for the one day to be today.
Now we're sixteen days out, and I am so grateful to report that the road doesn't seem quite so lonely anymore. It's true that my heart is still mending, I imagine that is a wound that will never fully heal, and I still find myself bursting into tears at the most unexpected times, but I'm learning that while God may have taken my angel to heaven, He replaced her with a lot of other angels, each one eager to help fill in the gaps her absence has left behind. (Holy run-on sentence!). And along with these amazing supporters has come the desire to pour myself back into the busyness of my life--not because I want to move on and forget her, but because living my life is the best way to honor her.
And with that, I am now eager (and slightly terrified) to face what I anticipate to be one of the busiest months of my life. Between my first edit letter (due any moment), having my wisdom teeth pulled, a visit to a local high school to hang w/the teenage book club (insert Fear Factor moment here), a couple of blog interviews, a photo shoot, and a wedding anniversary, April is going to be one heck of a month--but I'm ready for it. I am SO ready to start heading down this new road. And while I know her footfalls won't be audible from this earthly vantage point, I have no doubt Mom will be walking beside me every step of the way.
Sunday, March 31, 2013
Wednesday, March 13, 2013
THE NEXT BEST THING! A bloggity hop. (sort of)
Okay, you all know that I love a blog hopping meme about as much as a brick to the face, but since my sweet pal A Lynden Rolland did it, (and passed the cooties on to me), I thought I'd give it a go. Turns out...it was pretty fun!
What is the working title of your book?
SUMMER ON THE SHORT BUS
Where did the idea come from?
I honestly don't know. I do remember coming up with the title while under the blow dryer (a lot of amazing/ridiculous ideas take root there) but as for the concept...I think it just sort of evolved on its own.
What genre does your book fall under?
Contemporary YA
What actors would you choose to play your characters in a movie rendition?
Oh boy!! THIS is a fun question.
So, Cricket Montgomery is our protag. She's a pretty, snarky, self-absorbed seventeen year-old who has no regard for other people, their feelings, or how they might view her. In other words--she's a bitch. Because Cricket's leading man will be a VERY familiar face, I expect that she'll be less familiar around the box office.
And, as some of you know already, Quinn is Cricket's love interest. He's a smarty pants boy with a heart for disabled kids and...oh yeah, happens to be a dead ringer for Zac Efron.
What is the one sentence synopsis of your book?
This is the story of what happens when people stop being politically correct and start getting real. (Yes, I'm aware that sounds a lot like The Real World motto)
Is your book self published, published by an independent publisher, or represented by an agency?
Running Press Teens, a division of the Perseus Group, will be publishing this book in the spring of 2014.
How long did it take you to write the first draft of your manuscript?
About 4 months. I had a fairly substantial edit after a round of unsuccessful queries, but the initial manuscript didn't take that long.
What other books would you compare this story to within your genre?
Erm...yeah... *scratches head* Um... Not sure that I've ever seen a book like this before. There are certain things I've recognized in terms of the voice. There's a whole lot of snark and irreverence in this book, and I've definitely found that in some other YA novels, but as far as the premise...to my knowledge it hasn't been done before. Which is as exciting as it is scary. It's very possible it hasn't been done for a reason. Heh.
Who or what inspired you to write this book?
(WARNING: This response is going to sound a lot deeper than intended)
I have a seven year-old daughter who has cerebral palsy. She's the coolest, sweetest, most likeable person I've ever met, but not everybody sees those things in her. They get caught up in her strange behaviors, or lack of abilities. I won't say that my daughter inspired me to write a book about how we all need to embrace each other and look past our differences (there's no message here), but what she DID inspire were characters who are different--and how those differences are what make them cool, or not cool. Funny or not funny. (that didn't make a lick of sense, did it?)
What else about your book might pique the reader's interest?
You will laugh hard when you read this book. Sometimes you might not like why you're laughing--but you will laugh.
So here's the deal, now I'm supposed to tag two other authors and force encourage them to participate in this little activity. But...you guys know me and rules. I LAUGH IN THE FACE OF RULES! Instead, I decided to swoon over two debut authors that I've fallen in love with this year.
The first is my pub sister, Cori McCarthy. Cori's book, THE COLOR OF RAIN, is a wild, intense ride that will take you places you never dreamed of going. I can't say enough wonderful things about this book. It's gripping, sad, uplifting and inspiring--and, oh yeah, there are hookers & hot guys, too! Swing by Cori's site for more information, and be sure to check out my interview with her in April over at the Valentines blog. THE COLOR OF RAIN is available on May 14!
The second author I want to introduce you to is, Jennifer Salvato Dotkorski. Jen's hysterically charming debut, HOW MY SUMMER WENT UP IN FLAMES, screams contemporary YA! This book is funny, sweet, endearing, sarcastic and had plenty of attitude to keep this snark-master entertained for hours. The book, published by Simon Pulse, will be available May 7. Be sure to catch my interview with Jen over at the OneFour KidLit blog in May.
ONE LAST THING...
This post never would have come together if not for my dear friend, Amy Rolland (mentioned above) thinking that something I was doing was worth blogging about. *nods to Amy* So, sweet friend of mine...thank you for believing in me and this quirky little book enough to tag me and make me do something I hate to do. You must really care :)
Amy's amazing debut, OF BREAKABLE THINGS, will be released in spring 2014 by Month9Books. BUY IT!! (Or I will hurt you)
What is the working title of your book?
SUMMER ON THE SHORT BUS
Where did the idea come from?
I honestly don't know. I do remember coming up with the title while under the blow dryer (a lot of amazing/ridiculous ideas take root there) but as for the concept...I think it just sort of evolved on its own.
What genre does your book fall under?
Contemporary YA
What actors would you choose to play your characters in a movie rendition?
Oh boy!! THIS is a fun question.
So, Cricket Montgomery is our protag. She's a pretty, snarky, self-absorbed seventeen year-old who has no regard for other people, their feelings, or how they might view her. In other words--she's a bitch. Because Cricket's leading man will be a VERY familiar face, I expect that she'll be less familiar around the box office.
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| Britt Robertson as Cricket (Thanks to: http://www.brittrobertson.com) |
And, as some of you know already, Quinn is Cricket's love interest. He's a smarty pants boy with a heart for disabled kids and...oh yeah, happens to be a dead ringer for Zac Efron.
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| Zac Efron as Quinn DeYoung (Thanks to: http://www.people.com/people/zac_efron/photos#21131231) |
What is the one sentence synopsis of your book?
This is the story of what happens when people stop being politically correct and start getting real. (Yes, I'm aware that sounds a lot like The Real World motto)
Is your book self published, published by an independent publisher, or represented by an agency?
Running Press Teens, a division of the Perseus Group, will be publishing this book in the spring of 2014.
How long did it take you to write the first draft of your manuscript?
About 4 months. I had a fairly substantial edit after a round of unsuccessful queries, but the initial manuscript didn't take that long.
What other books would you compare this story to within your genre?
Erm...yeah... *scratches head* Um... Not sure that I've ever seen a book like this before. There are certain things I've recognized in terms of the voice. There's a whole lot of snark and irreverence in this book, and I've definitely found that in some other YA novels, but as far as the premise...to my knowledge it hasn't been done before. Which is as exciting as it is scary. It's very possible it hasn't been done for a reason. Heh.
Who or what inspired you to write this book?
(WARNING: This response is going to sound a lot deeper than intended)
I have a seven year-old daughter who has cerebral palsy. She's the coolest, sweetest, most likeable person I've ever met, but not everybody sees those things in her. They get caught up in her strange behaviors, or lack of abilities. I won't say that my daughter inspired me to write a book about how we all need to embrace each other and look past our differences (there's no message here), but what she DID inspire were characters who are different--and how those differences are what make them cool, or not cool. Funny or not funny. (that didn't make a lick of sense, did it?)
What else about your book might pique the reader's interest?
You will laugh hard when you read this book. Sometimes you might not like why you're laughing--but you will laugh.
So here's the deal, now I'm supposed to tag two other authors and
The first is my pub sister, Cori McCarthy. Cori's book, THE COLOR OF RAIN, is a wild, intense ride that will take you places you never dreamed of going. I can't say enough wonderful things about this book. It's gripping, sad, uplifting and inspiring--and, oh yeah, there are hookers & hot guys, too! Swing by Cori's site for more information, and be sure to check out my interview with her in April over at the Valentines blog. THE COLOR OF RAIN is available on May 14!
The second author I want to introduce you to is, Jennifer Salvato Dotkorski. Jen's hysterically charming debut, HOW MY SUMMER WENT UP IN FLAMES, screams contemporary YA! This book is funny, sweet, endearing, sarcastic and had plenty of attitude to keep this snark-master entertained for hours. The book, published by Simon Pulse, will be available May 7. Be sure to catch my interview with Jen over at the OneFour KidLit blog in May.
ONE LAST THING...
This post never would have come together if not for my dear friend, Amy Rolland (mentioned above) thinking that something I was doing was worth blogging about. *nods to Amy* So, sweet friend of mine...thank you for believing in me and this quirky little book enough to tag me and make me do something I hate to do. You must really care :)
Amy's amazing debut, OF BREAKABLE THINGS, will be released in spring 2014 by Month9Books. BUY IT!! (Or I will hurt you)
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| YES. YOU MAY SWOON. |
Wednesday, February 20, 2013
Confession time
Forgive me Fan Club, for I did something disgraceful Monday night.
I used my daughter's handicapped placard when she wasn't in the car.
I know, I know...it's awful. IT IS. I scorn and judge people who abuse handicapped privileges. But I contend that charging someone $20 for 4 hours of hospital parking when they've just spent the afternoon checking a family member into said hospital is also awful. In the midst of conflicting doctor assessments, IVs, and trying to watch the Bachelor in the midst of wildly buzzing alarms and hacking patients (get that woman some drugs, already!), how on earth could I be expected to remember to get validation on my way out?!
You see, parking is free for handicapped visitors, and while I didn't park in a handicapped space (NO! NEVER!), I didn't bust out my Visa to pay the tab, either.
I beg your forgiveness, dear Fan Club, and despite my convincing argument, recognize that I was in the wrong. I promise to never do it again. (Of course, if the ACE Parking attendant should see the placard on my seat upon leaving the parking structure and suggest that my parking is free, I can roll with that, right?!)
I used my daughter's handicapped placard when she wasn't in the car.
I know, I know...it's awful. IT IS. I scorn and judge people who abuse handicapped privileges. But I contend that charging someone $20 for 4 hours of hospital parking when they've just spent the afternoon checking a family member into said hospital is also awful. In the midst of conflicting doctor assessments, IVs, and trying to watch the Bachelor in the midst of wildly buzzing alarms and hacking patients (get that woman some drugs, already!), how on earth could I be expected to remember to get validation on my way out?!
You see, parking is free for handicapped visitors, and while I didn't park in a handicapped space (NO! NEVER!), I didn't bust out my Visa to pay the tab, either.
I beg your forgiveness, dear Fan Club, and despite my convincing argument, recognize that I was in the wrong. I promise to never do it again. (Of course, if the ACE Parking attendant should see the placard on my seat upon leaving the parking structure and suggest that my parking is free, I can roll with that, right?!)
Sunday, February 10, 2013
HOORAY FOR VALENTINES!
Relax, Francis.
I'm not here to confess my burning desire for candy hearts and tender kisses next Thursday, (however, if Mr. Efron is willing, I'm totally available) I'm here to tell you about the hysterically fun group of 2014 debut authors I've hooked up with. We're called...THE VALENTINES!! I know, I know...cutest name evah!
There are 14 of us Valentiners and we plan to have more fun this year than the Blogger usage agreement allows. Author interviews, prize packs, and enough shenaniganizing to make those houligan Friday the Thirteeners look like a bunch of Girl Scouts. (For the record, I have purchased 2 boxes of Samoas, 2 Thin Mints and 2 Tagalongs and haven't eaten one. I know...it's impressive).
It's only appropriate that our inaugural post be on Valentine's Day. So, in between bites of Godiva goodies, or sniffing your roses, please swing by and say hello.
And if you want to have a little fun before then, tell me what you'd write on a candy heart if you could. The only rule: you have to give it to an agent who rejected you. I think mine would say: SUBJECTIVITY BLOWS or maybe, YOUR BOOK SUCKS, TOO ... I'll keep working on 'em.
I'm not here to confess my burning desire for candy hearts and tender kisses next Thursday, (however, if Mr. Efron is willing, I'm totally available) I'm here to tell you about the hysterically fun group of 2014 debut authors I've hooked up with. We're called...THE VALENTINES!! I know, I know...cutest name evah!
There are 14 of us Valentiners and we plan to have more fun this year than the Blogger usage agreement allows. Author interviews, prize packs, and enough shenaniganizing to make those houligan Friday the Thirteeners look like a bunch of Girl Scouts. (For the record, I have purchased 2 boxes of Samoas, 2 Thin Mints and 2 Tagalongs and haven't eaten one. I know...it's impressive).
It's only appropriate that our inaugural post be on Valentine's Day. So, in between bites of Godiva goodies, or sniffing your roses, please swing by and say hello.
And if you want to have a little fun before then, tell me what you'd write on a candy heart if you could. The only rule: you have to give it to an agent who rejected you. I think mine would say: SUBJECTIVITY BLOWS or maybe, YOUR BOOK SUCKS, TOO ... I'll keep working on 'em.
Love you all, and have a happy Valentine's Day!
Monday, January 28, 2013
OUT WITH THE COOL, IN WITH THE...PRACTICAL?!
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| Or so I keep telling myself |
So close to the ground with doors that slide,
Tears of laughter over you I've cried.
Not quite a bus, but much more than a car,
Your bumper laced with stickers claiming, "My kid's a star!"
From the perch of my Jeep, I hauled my kids to school,
Only 14 MPG…but still ever so cool.
While you in your van, looking Old Mother Hubbard,
No doubt going to Wal-Mart to restock your cupboard.
From the ball field to dance class,
The grocery and work,
"It's just transportation,"
Oh please…don't be a jerk.
Your car is your identity, it defines your style.
At least so I thought for a good long while.
My road to acceptance was long and grueling,
And almost as painful as the constant refueling.
"I can't get a van! I can't, no I won't!"
Until that day when my back I near broke.
My dilemma, the fifty-eight pounder I call Becca Boo,
She can't climb into her booster the way other kids do.
With limited leg room and out-swinging doors,
I was heaving, and hefting--it's no easy chore.
So after much research and some tears over beers,
I made the decision I've been fighting for years.
Practicality over appearance,
Function over fun.
I've got myself a minivan,
My SUV days are done.
So goodbye Jeep Commander, hello Honda Odyssey.
I look forward to smooth sailing road trips,
Tears of laughter over you I've cried.
Not quite a bus, but much more than a car,
Your bumper laced with stickers claiming, "My kid's a star!"
From the perch of my Jeep, I hauled my kids to school,
Only 14 MPG…but still ever so cool.
While you in your van, looking Old Mother Hubbard,
No doubt going to Wal-Mart to restock your cupboard.
From the ball field to dance class,
The grocery and work,
"It's just transportation,"
Oh please…don't be a jerk.
Your car is your identity, it defines your style.
At least so I thought for a good long while.
My road to acceptance was long and grueling,
And almost as painful as the constant refueling.
"I can't get a van! I can't, no I won't!"
Until that day when my back I near broke.
My dilemma, the fifty-eight pounder I call Becca Boo,
She can't climb into her booster the way other kids do.
With limited leg room and out-swinging doors,
I was heaving, and hefting--it's no easy chore.
So after much research and some tears over beers,
I made the decision I've been fighting for years.
Practicality over appearance,
Function over fun.
I've got myself a minivan,
My SUV days are done.
So goodbye Jeep Commander, hello Honda Odyssey.
I look forward to smooth sailing road trips,
and ample room for the ENTIRE freaking family.
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| Actual photo taken on our trip to Yosemite two years ago. My sister still has her Commander. I am now forced to get my cool from her. (Please don't tell her I said that) |
Friday, January 18, 2013
Getting to know author Kaylie Austen
Hey Fan Club!
RR: Tell us a little about your book.
KA: Ravens are children who mysteriously disappear from our world and transported to a parallel universe. They have weird eyes, uncanny powers, and tragic lives. Kendra was spared when her sister, Julie, and friend, Liam, were transported ten years ago. For a decade, Liam’s used his telepathic powers to communicate with Kendra in order to get her to the portal site. Of course, she thinks she’s going crazy. Liam needs her, for more than one reason, and enter betrayal and lies.
RR: What is it about Kendra that will make readers root for her?
KA: Kendra is lost, figuratively and literally. She’s spent a decade fighting off bullies and the crazies. She has one friend, hunky Randal, and absolutely no plans for life. All she wants is to get over what happened to Julie and Liam, and of course to get Liam out of her head, but when she transports, all she wants is to save Julie and love Liam. Perhaps Liam’s intentions were valid, but the way things go down leaves her in a emotionally compromised situation, especially when the people she loves in one world thinks she’s gone off the deep end and there’s nothing she can do to have a perfect happy ending.
RR: Your cover is gorgeous. Did you get much input?
KA: Thanks! Yes, I did. It took a long while to get a cover that spoke to me, but I’m happy with the final cover.
RR: What are you reading right now? (for pleasure)
KA: Endgame by the lovely Ann Aguirre
RR: How do you handle writer’s block?
KA: What’s that? I only write when the muse lets me (she’s kinda demanding sometimes), otherwise I work on edits, revisions, or return to reality. I can’t force myself to write, it never ends well.
*Rookie side note: A demanding muse sounds heavenly. Mine's a fat, lazy slug who only moves when he wants to*
RR: What’s been your biggest reality check since becoming a published author?
KA: How difficult it is to get published and how much work goes into a well crafted, plausible, plothole-less, invigorating story. That’s a tall cup to order! Plus, as the release date approaches, how much of my success hinges on the opinions of others. (gnawing my fingernails)
And just for fun, a few of my favorite James Lipton questions:
What is your favorite word? Schnitzel
What is your least favorite word? Stupidest
What sound or noise do you love? Raindrops on my back porch.
What sound or noise do you hate? Annoying songs.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Astrophysics at NASA, genuine nerd.
What profession would you not like to do? Anything with math, I’m so bad at it.
(I agree. Math blows.)
Thanks for stopping by, Kaylie. I wish you all the best with your book!
It's time for another high stakes, nail biting, Rookieriter author interview! *slides on nosy nellie cap. Adjusts it. Gives up and tosses it on the floor.* (Too much flippin' hair)
I'm happy to introduce you to my online pal, Kaylie Austen. Kaylie's a hard working author with a heart of gold, and I'm thrilled she wanted to swing by my place for a little chat about her new book, RAVENS. (Available February 15!!) She's also giving away a free copy over at Goodreads, so swing by and join in the fun!
RR: Tell us a little about your book.
KA: Ravens are children who mysteriously disappear from our world and transported to a parallel universe. They have weird eyes, uncanny powers, and tragic lives. Kendra was spared when her sister, Julie, and friend, Liam, were transported ten years ago. For a decade, Liam’s used his telepathic powers to communicate with Kendra in order to get her to the portal site. Of course, she thinks she’s going crazy. Liam needs her, for more than one reason, and enter betrayal and lies.
RR: What is it about Kendra that will make readers root for her?
KA: Kendra is lost, figuratively and literally. She’s spent a decade fighting off bullies and the crazies. She has one friend, hunky Randal, and absolutely no plans for life. All she wants is to get over what happened to Julie and Liam, and of course to get Liam out of her head, but when she transports, all she wants is to save Julie and love Liam. Perhaps Liam’s intentions were valid, but the way things go down leaves her in a emotionally compromised situation, especially when the people she loves in one world thinks she’s gone off the deep end and there’s nothing she can do to have a perfect happy ending.
RR: Your cover is gorgeous. Did you get much input?
KA: Thanks! Yes, I did. It took a long while to get a cover that spoke to me, but I’m happy with the final cover.
(I know it's hard, but wipe the drool off your chin, guys. It's rude and I don't like housework)
RR: What are you reading right now? (for pleasure)
KA: Endgame by the lovely Ann Aguirre
RR: How do you handle writer’s block?
KA: What’s that? I only write when the muse lets me (she’s kinda demanding sometimes), otherwise I work on edits, revisions, or return to reality. I can’t force myself to write, it never ends well.
*Rookie side note: A demanding muse sounds heavenly. Mine's a fat, lazy slug who only moves when he wants to*
RR: What’s been your biggest reality check since becoming a published author?
KA: How difficult it is to get published and how much work goes into a well crafted, plausible, plothole-less, invigorating story. That’s a tall cup to order! Plus, as the release date approaches, how much of my success hinges on the opinions of others. (gnawing my fingernails)
And just for fun, a few of my favorite James Lipton questions:
What is your favorite word? Schnitzel
What is your least favorite word? Stupidest
What sound or noise do you love? Raindrops on my back porch.
What sound or noise do you hate? Annoying songs.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? Astrophysics at NASA, genuine nerd.
What profession would you not like to do? Anything with math, I’m so bad at it.
(I agree. Math blows.)
Thanks for stopping by, Kaylie. I wish you all the best with your book!
Sunday, January 6, 2013
Just Because...
WARNING! WARNING!
RANT AHEAD!
(To any new Fan Clubbers, please be aware that on occasion I just have to vent. You'll get used to it. And you're always invited to participate with me. Misery...company...all that rot.)
(To any new Fan Clubbers, please be aware that on occasion I just have to vent. You'll get used to it. And you're always invited to participate with me. Misery...company...all that rot.)
Just because...
I can complete a full length novel, doesn't mean I'm the most obvious choice to write the elementary school newsletter. For starters, my novels are peppered with random swear words. Besides that...I really don't care about the school lunch menu or which teacher is going out on maternity leave. Yes, I AM that selfish. *Clears throat in preparation to deliver her mother of the year acceptance speech*
I have an agent, does not mean I have any pull to get you, your son, your granddaughter, neighbor or nanny into her literary door. Until my book gets turned into a movie...and people actually pay to see it, I don't have any clout people.
I want Wentworth Miller to kidnap me and make me his love slave, does not mean it's going to happen. Or that my mane of enormous curls will suddenly turn him straight.
The doctor says, "it's a sinus infection," does not mean that the drugs she gives me will actually make me feel better. *glares at the calendar...It's been 10 days*
I exchanged my Jeep for a minivan does
I'm bending over in front of you (to unload the dishwasher!) it is not an invitation to mount me Serengeti style.
Feel free to add your Just Because entries below...
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