Minus the yummy puppy breath and smooth coat,
this is me today:
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| Darling pup pic courtesy: http://www.mucky-pups.co |
And I've got a whole lot of this nonsense going on in my gut:
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| Creeptastic X-ray shot courtesy http://hereshesat.blogspot.com |
You know why??
...
...
'CAUSE IT'S 2014!
*pauses for impact to register*
This is the year my book comes out, guys!
*pauses for impact to register*
This is the year my book comes out, guys!
THIS. YEAR.
To celebrate this momentous occasion, a SHORT BUS giveaway starts January 15,
but until then, strap on your heels,
tease up your hair, and dance.
but until then, strap on your heels,
tease up your hair, and dance.
You heard me...
We've got some celebratin' to do.
DANCE FOR ME, FAN CLUB!
DANCE!
DANCE!
