Ah, Valentine's Day...
It's that blessed occasion when husbands pony up for a
bouquet of wilted, plastic-wrapped flowers,
bouquet of wilted, plastic-wrapped flowers,
When insecure chicks define their worth by how many chocolates
they're given--or how many they've eaten,
When you can wear a shirt with big lips on it
and no one will think you're a hooker,
they're given--or how many they've eaten,
When you can wear a shirt with big lips on it
and no one will think you're a hooker,
And the day when a SUMMER ON THE SHORT BUS ARC goes up for grabs!
Swing by this Goodreads site for your chance to win.
This is a US only contest that ends February 28.
This is a US only contest that ends February 28.
