Sunday, November 13, 2011

Rest in peace my beloved...

The 4th edition of Rookie's Revlon Ionic Ceramic Pro Stylist was laid to rest on Saturday, November 12, 2011, after its motor began to sputter out mid-blow. Unlike the 4th edition's predecessor, Rookie elected to retire her companion before it became a fire hazard--sending sparks into her mane and, in turn, forcing Rookie to throw the 3rd edition across the room while swearing like a long-haul trucker.

The 4th edition leaves behind a legacy of follicular beauty and ionic shine that can only be compared to Heaven's streets of gold. You have been replaced my beloved, (Same model: $18.99 at Target, plus 5% discount with the Target
red debit card) but you will never be forgotten.