Friday, November 21, 2014

A very bad poem dedicated to a very special bird

I love you with cranberries,
I love you with stuffing,
I love you with green beans,
Yes, green beans, no bluffing.

I love the way you taste on taters with gravy,
I love the way your Tryptophan makes me feel lazy.

You go good with wine.
And beer.
And champagne.
Pretty much any ole' bottle I'll drain.
eating turkey photo: turkey mz_6417915_bodyshot_175x233-1.gif
I love you cold, I love you hot,
I love you simmering in a crock pot.

I love you with Swiss,
on a slice of wheat bread
I love you always,
so long as you're dead.


Happy Thanksgiving!! 


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